Girl, it has been too long since we got our dance on. So Smoove has arrange this February 14th, the most finest of dance events just for you.
I have procured for you, the finest of gypsy bands, the Hot Club of North Carolina. These fine musicians will play upon strings hand selected from the finest cat gut available. Their instruments will be made from only the most virile trees in the forest. The violinist will sound better than Grappelli himself. The guitarists will sound so fine, you will believe you are in France. The bass will thump just like my love for you girl. There will also be a DJ.
Baby, this band will swing so hard that we will be dancing until breakfast. Should you desire more dancing, I will quietly slip the dance hall manager $50 to allow them to continue playing for us.
Damn.
With all this dancing, you will work up an appetite for more than just Smoove’s exceptionally skilled dancing. So I will hire the finest pastry chefs to make whatever you desire. The ingredients will be of the highest quality and I will select only the very best to hand-feed to you, girl. There will also be the most sensual beverages flown in that very evening from France. We will feast and dance, baby, until you are completely satisfied.
Now you know, as I have clearly stated before, that Smoove does not get down with Valentine’s Day. But for a band like this, I will brave all the wanna-be players to spin you time after time on the dance floor until you are so satisfied that you can spin no more. I will do this for you, girl, as only Smoove can do.
And girl, if you are reading this in confusion, and unfamiliar with Smoove’s moves, let me direct you to a few of my former works.
You may also peruse the fine musical offerings of the band on their Facebook Page.
Triangle Dance Studio, back studio
2603 S. Miami Blvd.
Durham, NC
9:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m.
Admission is pay-what-you-can with a suggested $10 donation.
